Mmm yeah… only idiots call me.

That feeble-minded has gone insane thinking to be a bird, but I’m not so far either cuz I’m start thinking of hunting him.

There is a new virus on the market that attacks your hardware, it eats your mouse.

Hey! I got screwed, you have no milk in those!

They are just plastic, I lodged my claws in them and you didn’t scream.

I drink every day, until the little fishy would be on dry land. Does anyone have a straw?

The milk from this huge mixer was delicious. Still, the mixer stirred too fast and the milk was foaming alot and bubbling.

Ahhh…take him of me. Yesterday he ate a bat and today he turned into a vampire!

Idiots, I already placed the bomb! I can shot me, it’s all the same, I have nine lifes.

I forgot my lighter at home again. But that’s ok, I’ll start a fire by rubbing thsese rocks.

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