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I’m out hunting foxes!

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102, 54, 191, 21, 77  … Yo hedgehog! How many claws do you have?

Oh boy, how fast would I climb into trees with so many claws, I bet you reach in no time the top if you climb on your back.

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I have my lips done with nail varnish and my toe nails with lipstick.

I am allowed to wore make-up like a bitch!

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All year I’ve been hiding from my masters pieces from my parings so I will have something to fill in this pillow with.

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I swept all the cats that were sleeping on the floor.

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Oh yes, big and bigger bills. Please send me some fines as second plate and as desert some subpoenas.

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Spring is here, how long I’ve been hibernating. I got sick of sucking my paw, so I start eating some dandelions to refresh my breathe.

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- What’s up nigger?
- Who do you call a nigger, you son of a bitch?
- I was talking to the other nigger.
- Ah, ok then.

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Where did I put that hanger?

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Ouch, Ouch… it’s wet